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The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022


essential travel

Travel that is important to your everyday life. Most commonly includes travel with activities such as surfing.

Surfing is important to me so it is essential travel.

by JT Surfer Dude 71 December 16, 2021


ShopRite traveler

One who enjoys shopping at ShopRite and traveling all across Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Maryland, especially for food to order.

The ShopRite traveler sure had a great time at the Mystic Aquarium!

by Ohio River East November 1, 2021


Travel Wank

Carrying genitals or sexual
Pleasure toys on the go, prepared impromptu wank on the go.

Travel wanking is a wank on the go.

by Acidbbq March 19, 2022


Ass Traveled

When you meet a dude off Grindr, and remember how good his dick felt inside you, so much that it feels like you time travelled back to when you hooked up with them.

Yo, Alex fucked me so good it's like I Ass Traveled back to the night he was beating my guts up!

by TheAssTraveler November 21, 2021


traveling asshole

A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.

Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?

by NicLydon April 15, 2017


travel drop

When you remind someone of your latest vacation trip with the intention of appearing cooler and/or already over a new international experience.

I'm starving, let's go get some colombian empanadas!

I'll go with you, but I won't be having any. I just came back from Colombia...

Did Claudia just travel drop her last vacation!?

by BitterOldMan August 4, 2015