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Just like a U turn but you say Jew instead.
Hey Petey make a jew turn here at this light.
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With reference to the first definition about the turn signal being on the left. Of course, in England and Australia for example, which have right hand drive, the signal lever is on the right. I know from having experience.
The turn signal on my car was broken
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The act of two straight male negotiating the terms to sleep each other after being shut down too many times by the opposite sex.
Carl: damn I can't pick upno girl at the pub, Walzer you want to turn down?.
Walzer: turn down for what?
Carl: two shots of Jameson.
Walzer: ok
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Grave turning is a new extreme sport which involves the participant rapidly revolving their own corpse at such a high speed that they drill into the earth generating their own grave, which they then proceed to turn in.
Upon hearing that the laws of thermodynamics had been broken, Professor Mechler died of rapid-onset self induced bladder failure and was forced deep into the earth’s core by rapidly grave turning his own cadaver.
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he turned the dukes on his girlfriend, then she continued to rub the poo all over her chest.
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When driving one direction, and getting a call or text from a female. Making a "U" turn and heading back, or changing your direction drastically for the vagina. making any of those actions a "V" turn.
guy : driving
girl: "come here so we can sex!"
guy: okay! (V turn)
girl: hooray!
guy: im on my way
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When a dude is taking a piss and feels the urge to crap so he pinches the flow long enough to turn and sit.
Dude, sorry. I thought I'd be in and out but I ended up having to Turn and Tonya.
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