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COVID-19 VIRUS

Another name for TB (Tuberculosis); a physical ailment, disease or virus claimed to be unknown or new in our modern world; a war and rumors of wars propagated by our govt to subdue our intelligence and independence with the fear of the unknown, the threat of the incurable, the Claus of controlling the masses with powerful suggestion and harvesting the people with medical mortality to keep population down.

The progress of the COVID-19 VIRUS has limited our freedoms and our constitutional right to pursue happiness; Rumors of statistics reported many deaths and hospitalizations, as well as many different variants "discovered", however, it seems, there is no evidence of so many fatalities reported. Yet, the FDA (Food&Drug Administration) with their scientists, labs and medical professionals have successfully poisoned the public with vaccine requirements to be able to work, attend school and enjoy outdoor activities/entertainment. *ORIGINALLY, the VAX was promised as one-time only, but after that one-time shot was administered a few months later, BOOSTER VAX became required also. * AND SINCE THE PUBLIC HAS BEEN VAXXED, THERE'S AN UPTICK IN EXTREME VIOLENT BEHAVIORS AND CRIMES, PEOPLE GOING CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL SEEMS OBVIOUS LY TO BE THE AFFECT AND OUTCOME OF THIS SO CALLED VIRUS'S VAX SIDE EFFECTS.
Go Figure...

Regarding the pandemic COVID-19 VIRUS existence: "Don't believe Anything you hear, and only Half of what you see"! Read up on Tuberculosis in The Prescription For Natural Healing 2004 edition: the authors predicted an epidemic of TB was going to explode and kill many people by the 2022 year!
THE FEDERAL GOVT EMPLOYEES ARE NOT REQUIRED TO BE COVID-19 VAXXED...?

by DeepThrowWitDancer May 28, 2022

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Becca-Black Virus

an internet passed viral disease where a video receives a considerably large amount of comments, most of the comments negative than positive either having to due with association or relevance to Rebecca Black, YouTube celebrity and socialite scapegoat.

Ever since the Friday music video, ARK Music Factory Co. has lost more than 99/100's of their subscribers and has began the Becca-Black Virus epidemic in YouTube especially.

by iLOL@ April 2, 2011

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Evaporating Sales Virus

The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.

Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.

by alienevil June 12, 2009

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Obama Zombie Virus

The Obama Zombie Influenza or "OZ-1 Virus" is a contagious mental disorder caused by exposure to liberal/socialist doctrine. Recently, the OZ-1 virus has been as devastating to American minds as smallpox was to the Native American population. The OZ-1 Virus has created legions of the brain dead, infecting both young and old, man or woman, and plebian or celebrity. Every person is susceptible to the virus since the entire population experiences varying levels of exposure to this ideology due to the distribution of these pathogens by the mainstream media; however infection spreads rapidly through liberal breeding grounds such as college campuses and Northeastern cities. Direct contact does not necessarily cause infections, individuals that are well educated on the founding principles of America, fundamentals of the free market, and fiscal/behavioral responsibilities are easily able to fight off infection. Due to similar symptoms, the OZ-1 virus is often misdiagnosed as dementia or mental retardation during the early stages of an infection. Containment and treatment of this virus has become tricky since rapid culling of all infected or exposed individuals has been deemed to be an "unethical" first line of defense. see http:www.donationruse.com/ObamaZombie.html

You may have the Obama Zombie Virus if you
1. Drive a prius with a Obama Change bumper sticker
2. Believe we can gain energy independence by properly inflating your tires

by DonationRuse.com February 17, 2010

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boy band virus

:the infection your brain receives when you hear a song, and regardless of what your opinion of the song is, you can't get it out of your head, dooming you to repeat the words of the song until the virus has cleared.

When hearing the song, "teach me how to doogie", you stupidly repeat the lyrics, even though you aren't really sure what you mean, which is the symptom of "boy band virus".

by MOMMA SITA VA November 3, 2010

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Woke Mind Virus

According to right wing and conservative ideas, this is a metaphorical disease that causes "wokeness".

Wokeness is an ill-defined term which essentially has no definition, but it's used to describe things that right wing/conservatives using it don't like, and that they believe left wing and liberal people do like.

Examples of things that are often called woke include:

-Minorities existing in media with ratios more than you'd see in an average real life equivalent of that scenario.
-Minorities which the person calling it 'woke' doesn't believe exist (usually trans or non-binary people) appearing in media.
-A minority the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like not being portrayed as bad.
-Perceived pandering to groups the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like.
-Really just minorities being portrayed, like, generally.

The Woke Mind Virus is infecting our youth!

Join the war against the Woke Mind Virus!

"Woke Mind Virus" is genuinely the funniest buzzword I've ever heard I still can't believe it's used unironically.

by Am I Steve? June 18, 2023

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norton anti-virus

(n.) brand of anti-virus that while being very good, disables all the script kiddie hacktools I was playing with, and does not have a simple off button.

Trying to turn off norton anti-virus takes up many hours of my time (I would assume from previous attempts).

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

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