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A Kitkat Guy is a large, usually muscular male who finds amusement in stupid things like his vintage Kitkat t-shirt that he probably got at Walmart and thinks is clever. He also can commonly be found without a shirt as to show off his abs while he washes his parents car. Generally has a small amount of facial hair he thinks is "rugged." His favorite part of the school day is gym class. Will respond in a hostile manner when his masculinity is questioned in a situation. Recite out of date terms such as "broham" "rad" "the bomb" psych!" and "off the hook" Most reside in upper-middle class white suburbs.
That Kitkat guy is currently washing his parents car without a shirt on but he's still wearing a necklace, what a douche bag.
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A man who takes any opportunity to mention his wife in an admiring manner.
"He's such a wife guy, you'd think she hung the stars for him."
"Right? The other day I told him I've been thinking about getting a new couch and you know what he said? 'Oh, yeah my WIFE found ours online.'"
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A girl who plays multiple guys at the same time by charming them each individually, and usually the guys she is playing don't know each other.
She uses them for money, sex, drugs - etc whatever she wants out of them. Sometimes she just does it for her own personal esteem and female empowerment.
Regardless of the tactics or motives, the girl always extremely manipulative and deceiving, so her charm is enough to keep her "pawns" around for long periods of time.
Her targets ("pawns") are usually guys who have vulnerable personalities, low self-esteem, low intelligence, etc. all of these don't have to be present qualities and sometimes none are present. Basically anyone who allows her to see their "weak side" is a potential "pawn".
"Dude you need to break it off with that chick right now, I think she's a guy collector, I saw her at the movies last week with someone, and again at the park the next day with someone else! She's playin you man"
A tent guy is a stone cold pimp he specializes in pitching tents and laying pipe, his diet includes quick trip foods, beer, twisted teas, American honey, fine smoke ables, curse words and offten playing the scratchoffs trying to scratch his way off the job site. His most used phrases include "you know that Heywood guy? Well he's pissed" or "Craig just called and he said why the hell isn't this shit done by now". He's not to be trifled with as a tent guy is somewhat of a ninja and a boxer all in one though most times hell just smack the shit out of you! He's a hard working badass sommabitch you heard me!!!
Look at that tent guy over there I bet he lives strong and drops the god damned hammer!!! Man those tent guys in that Silverado next to us sure are some lookers
1. The IT man at your place of employment. Often can be bribed with brownies.
2. My brother, who, in his awesomeness happens to know everything about computers.
Techie Guy:
These types often play WOW, but it's not a requirement. Interests include LAN parties, dark beer, and techie girls.
When you take a poo so large and vulgar you can't help but squint a quick look at it before you flush.
"Damn the pasta last night didn't sit right and I had to drop a guy grossi"
The one guy who made it to over 900 followers on gamejolt in 3 months you dumb ass
Horror guy is a guy that is not scary