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A sexual act where one poos in their hand and proceeds to masturbate. Coined by the legendary MisterPee of GloryHole in 2011.
MisterPeePee was getting chaffed from jerking off dry so he decided Mud Tipping
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Epithet of Quanell X (Quanell Ralph Evans), leader of the New Black Panther Party in Houston, Texas.
Did you see Q-tip leading the civil rights protest at city hall yesterday?
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Allegedly practiced in growing urban areas as a substitute for cow tipping. Requires at least three people, one person on one side, two on the other. The lone person pushes very hard on his side, and after waiting for the balancing responce from the startled driver, the other two push very hard on their side to overbalance it. Legend has it that SUV Tipping could result the SUV's drivers's death because they could die if prevented from sitting upright for extended periods of time,however briefly forcing a SUV onto it's back will not usually kill them.
After my little town got cityfied the cow pasture next door became a shopping center parking lot full of SUVs instead of cows. Since I could no longer go over there and tip cows at night, I switched from cow tipping to SUV tipping. It is said that SUV drivers often dream while driving and doze while parking. Caution, startled SUV drivers can be capable of hurting someone and a herd of SUV drivers could be even more dangerous.
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When a Male places just the tip of his penis inside a womans vagina and thrusts in and out a few times then stops before climax to talk about how it felt.
I heard he is ALL about the Tip-Game.
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Waiter: You know what, you can take you jew tip back, because you must need it more than me.
Jew: Oh well thank you you little shlinskfdasfdku (Yiddish).
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The term started in England with the old expression " Top of the morning to you". The term then was said when noble men would "tip" the "top" of there top hat in the sign of their well being. Hence they are tipping there top to signal they are in top shape or things are at the top of the order.
man 1 : " How was the movie?"
man 2 : " Tip Top"
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When a man is about to climax (aka bust a nut) and ejaculate after recieving oral sex, he withdrawals his penis from his significant counterpart's mouth and tilt's their head so that their ear is lined up with the path in which the man's penis will secrete semen towards, and follows up with ejaculating in her counterpart's ear. Next, the man pulls out a Q-tip (cotton swab), which he keeps with him at all times, and throws it at his significant other's face and either a.) walks out of room and throws up a peace signing hand gesture or b.) yells, "Clean your ears, bitch," and procedes to evacuate the vicinity.
"Yo, I was Q-tipping mad bytches last night"
"That bytch was wildn' last night after I Q-tipped her"
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