Stalker Song

A song that is on your iPod, that you don't actually like that much. When your music is on shuffle, it always pops up and plays; as if it's a stalker.

Man, I was listening to my iPod and that Jonas Brother song kept playing. I really need to delete it from my playlist. It's such a stalker song.

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Eskimo song

A song sung by Captain Pip Bernadette in Volume 2 of the Hellsing manga. Seen by fans as one of Pip's defining characteristics.

The lyrics to the Eskimo Song are as follows:

I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!

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love this song

When something is so wig snatching and iconic that it's soothing to your ears.

Friend: Wow, you're beautiful today
Me: Love this song!

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cuntry song

Singing along with a regular song (esp. oldschool C&W) but making it into an something obscene, usually involving oral & anal sex.

Have you ever heard him sing 'Dick City' off Loretta Lynn? He makes it into one hell of a cuntry song!

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secret song

A hidden track on the CD "Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits" It is song by Homestar Runner. The lyrics are as follows:
Secret Song
I can’t believe it’s you
I never knew it was true
Oh Se-cuh-ret Soooong

Secret So- Sooooooooooooong
You’re the secretest song on the album
Secret Song
Songs are made of myst'ries
And clouds are made of moonbeams
Secret Song

{spoken}
Secret Song
I love you
All night long
I can’t stand to see you go
Secret Song
I love you so

{Homestar plays a wrong chord}
Wait...
{Homestar plays a different wrong chord}
Good enough.

Robert: Did you hear Secret Song?
Jimmy: Why yes, I did listen to the final track of Strong Bad Sings and listen to 6 minutes and 20 seconds into the song.

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soul song

A person's soul song is a song that they've never heard before, but when it comes on the radio (or is played in some other manner) they immediately know all the words.

Money in the Bank is Sam's soul song. She totally knew all the words even though she's never heard it before!

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Elephant song

Elephant song
the best fucking song evereverever
made by Eric Herman to serenade every woman in the world
written by Jesus while he was sitting during the last supper because he was bored

Person 1: Why do you look so tired?
Person 2: Eric Herman kept me awake everyday for the past week because he was fucking my mom to the sweet, beautiful tones of the Elephant Song

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