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A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.
I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.
It's when a women or man hangs themself with the cord of a lamp While climaxing.
Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.
*Sees engagement photo*
"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."
When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.
Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!
When someone is lied to so often they start believing the lies
"Did you know the moon is blue??" -J
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M
Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"
Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!
Roger: What'd you say to me?!
Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?
Roger: You callin' me gay?!
When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.
Damn wtf you eatin man?
Lamp nachos dog try it.