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what you use to pay for an expensive whore
Hey man, I just had to pay my credit card limit for that whore over there, but damn she was good!!!!
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Spare sim inserted into a mobile telephone to allow the recieving and making of calls to a 'bit on the side'
"I gave her my sin card number'
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Any type of game involving any deck of cards. This includes: 2s, 3 card brag, 3 card monte, 3 card poker, 3-5-7, 3-5-8, 3-13, 3 in 1, 4 card brag, 4 colour chess cards, 4 of a kind, 5 card brag, all 5's, 5 up, 5's and 3's, 6 card brag, 7 card brag, 7's...etc.
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Mark: Wanna play a game?
Emily: Sure, I'll get the cards so we can play a card game.
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Due to likeableness; suave sexiness; and posession of the "whole package" this person holds the card because the surrounding people will GIVE and DO anything for the card holder.
She gets what she wants because she has a juice card!
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A "Diabetes Card" is the title given to an excuse in which someone cites diabetes as the reason.
Diabetes Card #1
Teacher: Why havn't you done your homework?
Child: Aw sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay
#2
Teacher: Okay you failed your NAB for the 3rd time...
Child: Sorry miss, im diabetic
Teacher: Ah okay, i'll get you a re-re-re-resit
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Something that an insecure man needs to feel manly.
A trucksnutz owner was insecure and decided to print out a Man Card to feel manly.
Then a reasonable person came in the room and saw said Man Card.
"Oh you printed out a mancard? Wow you're a fuckwad!" Said a reasonable person
"But I'm insecure and need it to feel manly..." Said the truck nutz owner
"That's just sad." Said the reasonable person
"I know..." Said the truck nutz owner
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what you yell when you vigerously swipe the side of your hand between someones cleavage, butcrack, crotch crack, or any other crack on the body... like swiping a credit card.
david ran up to alice and yelled "CREDIT CARD IT!!" while credit carding her tits.
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