wine-up

Almost like a prenuptial agreement, but involving alcohol. When someone comes to a party and the host makes them "sign and agreement" which states the host is not liable for any damages inflicted upon the party-goer or the hosts property while the party-goer is under the influence.

"Hey! Nice party!"

"Thanks, dude. But after last time, when you trashed my place and broke your arm, I need you to sign a wine-up before you come in."

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Jugs Of Wine

A drunk girl or drunk girls.

Dude, look at Cindy! She's such a Jugs Of Wine tonight, 5 beers already!

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Wine-o

A person who over appreciates wine to the point of being a douche, wears pretentious clothing, and wants to talk about nothing besides wine.

Girl: "This guy I was out on a date with last night was such a wine-o."

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summer wine

A crappy song cover that will literally be stuck in your head for days, devouring you from the inside.

"OOOOOOOOH SUMMER WINE"
"Fuck you, I hate that song."

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Strawberry Wine

The "juice" that's left when you fuck a girl on her period. See Strawberry Fields

"I fucked her on the rag, and she licked off the strawberry wine!"

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Wine Flu

The set of symptoms that usually occur after a night of consuming too much wine. Wine flu does not discriminate. It can occur after drinking too much red wine or too much white wine

Colleen: Hey, Erin, wanna go for a run?

Erin: No. I'm really not feeling too well this morning.

Colleen: Oh you poor thing. Do you have a little case of the "wine flu"?

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crack wine

white wine, whereby after one sip you just can't get enough

Jonathan: What we drinking tonight
Emma: I'm gonna get me some boxes of that crack wine bitch

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