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a bdsm term where the Master or Mistress uses their slave as a toilet - either pissing or defecating, although pissing is more common - and generally the aim (bad choice of word) is to catch it all in the mouth with no spillage. a good toilet slave is generally a matter of pride for both concerned.
Master 1: what do you think of my new sub? she's just training to be my toilet slave.
Master 2: she's a keeper then. can i give her a go?
to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces
I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.
It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy
Where the toilet seat just won't stay up.
I went for a piss but the you got a Feminist Toilet, so i pissed on the seat.
To poop.
I have to go tussle with the toilet after eating all that pizza.
a sweet or confectionery found on the floor of a public toilet that may resemble fecal matter
husband: honny i just found some toilet candy
wife: be sure to wipe it before you eat it
A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.
"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."