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1Mst = .08063g
The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)
In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.
This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)
The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst
The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load
The Captain has a fuck ton of hoodies.
Exactly 10 shitloads or two complete fuckloads
Man, we laid a fuck ton of bricks today...we've still got a couple of shitloads to lay tomorrow and we'll be done with that job!
2 shit-tons, 4 assloads
Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final
The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.
Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.
Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.
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The gesture or uneasy look you give to someone that might as well have spit in your face and took your lunch money!
This is easily the best show ever! Tara Reids expression was priceless, intriguing, and tonatively outstanding when she took down that bitch that called her the c word with only words!
Alice: did you see Ton-Thang today?
Victor: nope, he’s probably in jail for stealing condoms