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The idea that there is a subset of women who are actually too good looking to ever appear in pornography. It arises because even if these particular women did want to make a living off their looks/body they would have many more and better options than porn, for example acting or modelling.
Jessica Alba is too pretty for porn.
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A conversational stopgap measure or oratorical place holder that fills in for witty, biting reparte until a classier and to the point, cutting remark suitable to the occasion can be thought of hours later.
....yeah, well....uh...fuck you too.
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Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.
Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears are two celebs who are too posh to push. Can you blame them? Being all stretched out down there sounds kinda awful.
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a song you can cry to for 10 minutes straight
Person 1: hey, have you heard Taylor swift’s new song, all too well (10 minute version) (Taylor’s version) (from the vault)?
Person 2: no, ill go listen to it, i guess
Person 1: you better be mentally prepared
Person 2: yeah, yeah, whatever
Person 2, 10 minutes later: YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE, SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST
Person 1: *sighs in swiftie
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A Cult-Classic Action Movie Starring Strong Bad As Dangeresque And Homestar Runner As Dangeresque,Too.
The Story Is that Perducci (Played By The King of Town) Has The Serum At the Border,And If Dangeresque,And His new Partner,Dangeresque,too,And If they Don'y get the Serum Through,The'll Kidnap Cutesy-Buttons (Played By Marzipan).They Then Travel to Istanbul (Played by the Cheat)to Throw Perducci Off a Sky Scraper,But little do they know,Perducci Has set up A Trap.They Get to the Top of the Skyscraper,But are confronted by Perducci's Secret Weapon,Killingyouguy.But Dangeresque,too Takes Him Out With a Hurricane Kick (A move From Street Fighter).They then Capture Perducci and Get the Serum Through So Cutesy Buttons Won't get kidnapped.They,Laugh and then Say The Catch-Phrase of the Dangeresque Series.
Uh-oh!Look's Like we're Going to have to jump!
Too describe a woman's make up as looking good! Or can be used to tell someone they look/dress nice. Can be used as just "beat" or "beat em'"
Giiiiiirl your beat too capacity!
His outfit is beat!
Girlfriend you beat em down, yess ya did.
Persian derogatory term for someone who receives oral intercourse; equivalent of the English word 'Cocksucker'
1st person: baba ei val...ye dor bede dige
2nd person: Akhe badbakhte keer too dahan, to ke tokhmesho nadari goh mikhori az in zera mizani