Vibrating tooth brush

tool used to masterbate girls, thrust the end without the bristles up..

"she always masterbated with her finger, now she uses a vibrating tooth brush"

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with a fine tooth comb

(adverb) very carefully.

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Clean as a Hounds Tooth

This is a saying used by people in the southern U.S. to imply that a person or organization is without corruption or completely honest.

Buford: I hear that the 34th Precinct of the Atlanta Police Force has Cops on the take.
Bubba: No that's not true,I hear that they are Clean as a Hounds Tooth.

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tooth fairy agnostic

a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy

I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.

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saber-tooth tiger

A woman hitting on younger men whose age puts her far beyond the "cougar" category

I knew Mike had a thing for cougars but when I saw a 55 year-old lady talking to him, I realized he had transitioned to saber-tooth tigers.

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tooth to gum ratio

the ratio of gums to teeth in a person's mouth.

If someone has large gums and small teeth that is bad tooth to gum ratio and vice versa.

"Damn his smile is kinda scary, it looks like he has baby teeth and adult size gums - total bad tooth to gum ratio!"

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Buck-Toothed Bitch

A bitch with buck teeth thats loud and annoying. Acts like a thot. Tries to act popular when actually she is just looking for some dick.

Person One: She is gonna hot.
Person Two: Nah, shes just a buck-toothed bitch.