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licking an a--hole
Me and my girl were tossing the salad last night!
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A foosball goal scored when a player on one team shoots the ball, and it is rejected by the other team into the original shooter's goal. Derived from a monkey tossing its masturbatory result at an unsuspecting victim.
There are various forms of the monkey toss, including the D-Toss (defender scoring on a toss) and the Bank Toss (a monkey toss that goes off the wall before going into the goal).
Dude, you thought you had the shot but he totally monkey tossed you.
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Having sex with a ginger.
What have you been doing?
I have been tossing the pumpkin.
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Licking somebody's ass. Done often in prisons as a initiation rite as a complement to sodomy and blow job.
-Toss my salad, bitch!
-Yesterday, that pussy Arnold tossed my sallad.
-Where's John? -Tossing my sallad!
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Gosh, I sure do like to toss salad (eat shit hole).
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Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.
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like a sock covered in cum. Good for insulting any old twat that pisses you off ! swiflty followed buy another top notch insult .
Ross: " Did you know, I'm colourblind but only to synthetic colours ! "
Matt: " Oh, your such a toss rag ! Go fuck your dinosaur whore of a mum ! "
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