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Tots could

"Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.

Jack:"What's a kettle? "
Tethys:"Tots could right now"

by HeurseShert August 4, 2024


Tinder Tot

A hot girl or guy one meets on Tinder.

1. Hey dude, guys night out tonight!
2. Woo Hoo! Can I bring a hot babe?
1. No. That's why its called guys night out. Leave the tinder tots at home.
2. Who said I was talking about a girl? Wink wink.
1. So. Gay. Bro. You are officially uninvited.

by Dexh December 25, 2016


totting pipe

Smoking illegally controlled substances with devilish banned substances in the illegal controlled subtance or substances.

"The "Nuggets", they be "totting pipe"; as in example the "Chif Keef" song "I Don't Like"; the group stated, "The "Nuggets" they be "totting pipe".

by doubleozero June 29, 2020


Tot-Tay

a synonym for the word "penny".

I saw a tot-tay on the floor and picked it up.

by MKJLover July 17, 2022


bucci tot

A casual insult toward wrong, scandalous, or tater tot-like individuals. synonyms: fake, thotty, basic, rude, and just no good.

Ugh Marshal is such a bucci tot today.

by gregthetot November 28, 2018


Meditater-tot

A profound thought provoking idea, quote, question, saying, or response often spiritual or esoteric in nature that is or has the potential to become a cliche . A “deep thought “.
Example -“The dark always attacks the brightest lights because we are the biggest threats.”

-“ a merry laugh doeth good like a medicine “

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My grandma used to gives us the sweetest old school meditater-tots to ponder as we went to sleep.

by Prince of course October 5, 2023


Tots adorbs

‘Tots adorbs’ is a shorter version of the phrase ‘totally adorable’. It is short and catchy and will soon become very trendy. It is extremely useful in any situation. This phrase can be used by anyone, regardless of gender or social background.

Hey look at that lil baby🥺 it’s tots adorbs!

Oh my God you got these flowers for me? That’s tots adorbs <3

I heard your grandma passed away man. She was tots adorbs. RIP 😔

by Shushingsss September 14, 2022