Beware the trouser snake. Its related to the one-eyed cobra. In California it slithers around InNout
I have seen many trouser snakes in my day. They are easy to handle but prone to spit rapidly.
“Whoa did you see his trouser snake? It’s fucking HUGE!!”
When the work gets done in the trousers.
Mike really needed a seamstress for his trouser work, but what he got was a handjob.
Ménage à trousers is lesbians having a threesome with every pair of pants in the male apparel section of sears
Kaitlyn: Stacy, I think I’m ready to add a third person into the mix..I’m ready for a ménage à trousers
Stacy: OK I’ll call Melanie and I’ve already googled where the nearest sears is
When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers
“How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank”