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rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

by crash December 22, 2004

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strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

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butt trumpet

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.

load up butt trumpet

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

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butt trumpet

when a man fucks a women in the ass and punches her in the head witch makes her pucker up and he rips his dick out and her ass hole is inside out =(

butt trumpet

by johnybobonny October 31, 2009

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Trumpet rump

The act of shoving a trumpet up someones butt.

Yo dude! Did you hear about that gay bandteacher trumpet rumping that guy? What a freak!

by bandteacher December 3, 2009

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bum trumpet

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

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Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

by Dean Modified October 3, 2014

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