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When having sex with a woman/girl and her poon dries up because she has had too much to drink but is still coherant causing you to have to reach for substitute forms of lubrication.
Dude!! Me and Sally split a bottle of Jack Daniels and romped so long she got Whisky Twat and I had to use my spit to finish her off....
A Pointless Tattoo. Normally worn on the upper arm or accross the shoulders. The male version of a 'tramp stamp'. Usually tribal markings. Great if you are from a Polynesian Island but pointless if you if live in the suburbs.
Michael worked in a factory by day but a night he liked to wear a sleeveless shirt to show off his twat tatts. Then every one would know he still a free spirit at heart and may be a little bit hard as well.
someone who is a extreme pussy...not just a regular pussy though like pussy x2
person1: your a cunt
person 2: ok
Person1: your a twat
person 2: ok
person 1: your a cunty twat!
A pedophile who specifically rapes little girls and is only interested in vaginas!
Dude that guy Jim!! i think hes a teter twat
A person who munches on ones vagina.
Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"
Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"
A thick, creamy stench like discharge secreted from a ladys front bottom.
Blimey luv, your pants a full of twat muck
When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.
"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"
"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"
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