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Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.
I don't know....The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez is the Second Coming
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When someone believes they are spewing knowledge when in reality they are spewing stupidity. This person has surpassed the normal level of idiocy, they are an embarrassment to society and the human race. They are the epitome of ignorance. And if you say something they don’t have enough brain cells to come up with a logical response.
Teacher: James give me the answer for number 12.
James: You know I can’t read by myself Mr.Gibbgay.
Teacher: *sigh* Fine. It is an easy one, it is asking what the definition of a prude is.
James: Ughh... you know I don’t know what that means.
Teacher: What the f***, this is a high school Ap class how did you even get in here?!!! You are the ultimate level of stupidity!
James: I seduced the head of the English department and bribed him with my juul
Teacher: ....My husband is the head of the English department.
When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"
Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!
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The Ultimate Dragon Combo is the combination of the Donkey Punch and the Boulder Arc Weld. The goal of the move is to utilize the Donkey Punch to immobilize the victim first, then ejaculate on the victim's eye lids so when he/she wakes up so they cannot open their eyes (aka The Boulder Arc Weld).
I gave that bitch the Ultimate Dragon Combo!
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Ultimate- Not to be improved upon or surpassed; greatest.
Uber- Above everything.
Haxor- A good hacker
An ultimate uber haxor is one of the biggest hackers there is on the face of the earth. This sort of hacker is capable of hacking into major organizations such as FBI and CIA.
*POWER GOES DOWN THEN GOES BACK UP*
FBI agent 1: What just happened I lost all control over the system?!?
FBI agent 2: I think we just got hacked!
*A MESSAGE APPEARS ON ALL OF THE FBI'S COMPUTERS*
Ultimate uber haxor: 74k3 /\/\3 70 Y0|_|r 134d3r!!!!!11!!
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The Ultimate high five is where two men are doing two girls doggie style and the two girls are making out, then the two guys high five over the two girls.
We were bangin those two chicks last night and did the Ultimate high five.
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A gay grape boi who is obsessed with lying and Shuichi Saihara. He is our savior and we should all pray to him
Person A: Hey whats your name?
Person B: Im Kokichi Ouma, the ultimate supreme leader! THIS WORLD IS MINE, I AM THE KING!!!
Person A: Ok....
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