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University of Sheffield

The only uni in Sheffield. There's something else that claims to be a uni, but it's full of cousin fucking dimwits.

It's all city based so be prepared to get mown down by cars whose drivers are so deficient in mental capacity that they cannot read basic road signs.

The Diamond is a piece of shit. Don't believe the hype. The people running it don't even know how to set the inside temperature..............

Overall, a great place to study, have a blast, and party if the coons from Hallam uni aren't fucking dying in the Students Union.

Student 1: I love being at uni.
Student 2: Cool, Hallam?
Student 1: No, University of Sheffield
Student 2: Oh.
Student 1: You're a retard aren't you?

by silbermond March 25, 2018

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Parnell University

The school you go to to become asian.

I'm going to Parnell University. I'm going to be a doctor.

by Theboss69420 February 21, 2019

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pink University

A fictional university and slogan for Victoria's Secret's lingerie and clothing line entitled "Pink". The underwear line, including sweatshirts and sweatpants,are mostly worn by teenagers and college aged girls.

Brooklyn: "Hey, have you seen my Pink University sweatshirt lying around?"

Kari: "I threw it away. It got ruined along with your black leggings when you puked all over the cab last night. Don't you remember?"

by Andrealee22 July 26, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fisk University

1. The only predominately Black university in the state of Tennessee that is worthy of the name.

2. The home of the world famous Fisk Jubilee Singers.

3. A school where as a freshman you can do work-study as a tenured professor at the pre-penitentiary called Tennessee State

4. The older sibling to every university in Nashville, Tennessee

5. The jewel of the Black Ivy-League

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Tennessee State University student: Damn professor, you must have graduated from an amazing university to be such a brilliant lecturer.

Fisk University student: Well actually, I haven't graduated from college yet, I am a freshman at Fisk University, I volunteered to help teach the hopelessly illiterate, and they sent me here.

Tennessee State University student: That explains alot. (gets on floor and grovels.) I am not worthy.

by Blackashell October 3, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Franciscan University

A small-sized college based in Steubenville, Ohio. Known to be one of the last genuine Catholic universities standing in America, the overwhelming majority of Franciscan University students embody the traditional Roman Catholic lifestyle.

Franciscan University of Steubenville ranks in the top tier of private universities in U.S. World & Report's Guide to the Best Schools in America.

The university is widely known in the Ohio area to be supportive of pro-life ideology. In fact, the college is closed for one day each year in respect for the Pro-Life March in Washington, D.C., in which many Franciscan students take bus rides to in order to participate.

If one is looking to benefit from a traditional Roman Catholic education, Franciscan University of Steubenville is known for providing top-tier theology courses.

by chitownmike May 6, 2006

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University of Tampa

The University of Tampa is a private, co-educational institution of higher education comprised of approx. 5,300 students. It offers excellent academics, a beautiful campus, hot women, and a great location. It's also one of the biggest party schools in Florida!

The University of Tampa...we pregame like you party and we live where you spring break!

by STUDENTTT September 9, 2006

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Elon university

Elon University is not so much a small college as it is a 24/7 bar. If you go there, you will drink. Heavily. Every day.

Man it's Monday morning, thank god we go to Elon so we can start boozing.

by Mary Jane Boozleton April 20, 2005

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