ur mom

"your mom"
also used, when a person has no idea at all, what to say next. Whether this is because of a very intelligent insult (ie. they just got pwned) or because it was something totally baffling.

"LOL U NO ACT BLACK"
"well, people tend to not act their race. Take you for example. Aren't you, according to your culture, supposed to be...smart?"
"uh...well....UR MOM IS SUPPOSED TO BE SMART"

or

"so lyk then I said for him to get out from under the table lol1!1111!!!"
"your mom was under my 'table' last night if you know what I mean..."
"wat."

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ur mum

Someone British trying to roast you, but it doesn't sound good because they can't say ur mom.

British person: Ur mum is weird.
Me: Stop trying to roast my "mum".

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Ur mum

A nice woman that will make you cookies if your nice.

Person1:who makes good cookies

Person2:ur mum

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ur mum

fat

ur mum uglie

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ur face

The best insult/comeback to ever exist.

Person 1: "You're weird"

Person 2: "Well... uh... ur face is weird! hahahaha lol rekt"

Person 1: *walks away in pain*

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Ur sister

Ur sister is ur moms daughter.

Me:Dad do I have a sister
Dad:Ye
Me:Who?
Dad:Ur sister

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Ur welks

An abbreviation of the words your welcome

Bethany:hey thanks jake
Jake:ur welks

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