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Valentines Day

The worst day of the year for single people, especially those who have a crush.

Girl: “It’s Valentines Day! My boyfriend got me the best presents!”
Single person: *mutters under breath* “Show off. I’m single and my crush doesn’t like me back!”

by youarebeautiful November 20, 2019

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Valentine’s Day eve

Valentine’s Day eve is a day for those who don’t have a valentine and just sit up eating ice cream and watching movies by themselves.

What are you going to do on Valentine’s Day eve?

by Zombie guy February 3, 2018

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Valentine's Love Religion

Stockholm's (Sweden) finest goth band. Started out 1999 and returned from hiatus 2009 with a really good song called Flower of Flesh.

All of the bands songs are about love or love-related. Funny footnote: the cult hit song, Zapphire, is inspired by a common alias used by asian strippers and the song Connie Loren is named after the transvestite with the same name.

Check out the band on on myspace/valentineslovereligion

Valentine's Love Religion

by Gothmikey December 31, 2010

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Bullet for my valentine

Although it is the name for a popular Screamo band, it can also be used colloquially as a definition for that which is sub-par particularly in the realm of heavy metal and, to a lesser extent, emo/screamo/punk/alternative music. But really, who digs screamo music in the first place? Let this be a lesson to you.

1. Tim: How bad was that gig we checked out last night?
Blake: Pretty shit.
Tim: Yeah, totally "Bullet for my valentine".
Blake: No doubt.

by Miks84 June 17, 2008

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bullet for my valentine

A shitty Trivium ripoff band with the most retarded fans. They think Bullet is better than Trivium. Because the whiny vocals are so much better then the amazing vocals of Trivium's frontman Matt Heafy. IF YOU ARE A FAN OF BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE YOU NEED A SERIOUS REALITY CHECK. LISTEN TO TRIVIUM OR SOMETHING NOT BFMV.

Dumb Fan: Bullet For My Valentine is the next big thing in metal and Trivium is very suck!

Average Joe: Shut up! and go kill youself you whiny emo! Trivium > BFMV!

by Manuvid August 18, 2009

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bullet for my valentine

In my opinion, a whole bunch of suck rolled into one little EMO, fag-blowing package. And for all you emo muthafuckers who don't realize that the band is emo and NOT Heavy Metal then you are sadly mistakenl. We don't want them. You can have your emo faggots and you can save that bullet for your head.

- Do you like Bullet for my Valentine?

- Nope.

- Hmm... me neither. Wanna go not cry and/or cut ourselfs?

- Sure.

by wed-g April 30, 2006

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bullet for my valentine

bullet for my valentine is a really fuckin gay band who sounds like shit and all they do is scream and shit and make really annoying music and pisses of everyone. Usually listened to by 'hardcore' losers or emo faggot

faggot 1: wow that song '4 words' is so great
faggot 2: ya the really fuckin annoying screaming and shitty guitar really kicks ass... im so hardcore.. im gonna cut myself now

bullet for my valentine is annoying and gay

by dan.. November 7, 2006

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