The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.
“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”
My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
I found a very awesome man one day.
We threw turnips at America together.
these people are known as "random people on the internet doing stuff like this for clout or because they hate the thing they hate for no particular reason or because they hate the thing they hate because of bad experiences and yadda yadda"
guy 1: have you seen these femboy haters that are very open about it and threaten other femboys
guy 2: yes
A dream stan or a nigga who uses mega knight in the popular game clash royale.
"you're a dream stan? you must be a very special little boy."
Used when someone tells you something they are proud of but you say “I don’t give a shit” in a sarcastic manner. This phrase is common in the Kansas City, KS area.
Friend: Hey Bill, I just got into Harvard!
Bill: Wow, super awesome, very cool
The feeling you get when you are alone. When you have no friends or love, no hair, no real teeth, no job, no social life.. you only have a chat site that you think is real life...you are considered a very lonely fat cuban.
a very lonely fat chuck is someone who's fat and alone.