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A retard who gets neglected by their parents and is bad at a certain games so they download hacks and try to ruin other peoples fun. They are annoying and nobody likes them.
"Hey, look, a hacker!"
"Why is he hacking"
"he's a retard, thats why"
"oh."
"Yeah."
"what is hacking"
"A Video game hacker is a A retard who gets neglected by their parents and is bad at a certain games so they download hacks and try to ruin other peoples fun. They are annoying and nobody likes them."
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On the last day of school in 2006 at Johnson Central High School in Paintsville, KY, an awesome Senior prankster disguised a pornographic DVD for the memory DVD that was supposed to be played. Now, senior breakfast video is used to describe porn.
"You're hot enough to be in a Senior breakfast video."
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Video game elitists are impotent, socially retarded fucksticks who honestly believe, with sincerity, that being able to push buttons and make simulated shit happen with any skill, is impressive to anyone over the age of eight and with an I.Q. higher than "drug testing chimp...'s post-flung shit".
In general, elitists of any kind, just standing around, are pathetic. It really should be legal, that if you saw an elitist, out assholing around town (or whatever they do) you could just wallop the bastard out of them for a good free minute, before being arrested and hauled off to court, where, you would receive a slap on the wrist. And by "slap on the wrist", I mean dinner for two at your choice of local, mid-range sit-down eateries.
In fact, the judge should award you a handful of Mrs. Fields cookies and hardy thank you for a job well done.
"You're doing God's work, Elitist basher!!!"
A -video game- elitist is so shitty, that they should, pretty much, be beaten all day long.
They should roll out of bed...directly into someone's fist and, the beating should last from that moment, to about the time they're knocked unconscious at night (after a long, hard day of "owning nubs", "pwning scrubs" and defecating into an official, limited edition, Unreal Tournament 3 Leet Helper "shitting bucket".
Video Game Elitist example that I was too tired, stupid and/or apathetic to write.
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This is the VHS tape that was miraculously found by US troops in Afghanistan which contained an alleged confession by Osama bin Laden to be the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. He previously denied involvement so it was fortuitous that this tape was found in a country the size of Texas. The man in the video tape does not really look like bin Laden but the media has failed to point this out.
Bush's case against al Quaeda was shaky until they found the magic video tape.
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Someone who repeatedly does the same thing over and over again in videogames, usually for gold or experience points.
Reaching level 80 in WoW requires you to be a Video Game Whore
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The latest internet fad. Consists of various scenes from different recorded sex sessions involving heiress Paris Hilton. In the style of pammy and tommy video, the stream is actually a mishmash of varied occurences passed off as one. It was in the possession of her ex until he lent it to a friend who sold it on the net.
Have you seen it? If so, you really need a life.
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A machine used to emulate reality or to escape reality all together. It is the saving grace of the post-modern childhoods, and some adult-hoods.
video game console e. g. (xbox, play station, gameboy, nintendo DS, sega dreamcast, virtual boy, r-zone, game com, gamecube, atari 2600, gamebuino, Nintendo Entertainment System, Wii, sega genesis...)
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