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dog waffle

Result of a shoe being imbossed upon a dog turd.

Rick stepped on a dog fece and created a dog waffle.

by Lydia April 10, 2005


waffle stompers

Boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.

"It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."

by Shelly Bozdog August 04, 2006


Waffle Ass

the impression that is left on a girls ass after she has pressed it against a chain link fence to have sex with a man on the opposide side of the fence

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got waffle ass fucking that detainee

by Bucca Bandit August 27, 2008


Waffle Ho

Any Waffle House waitress (known as a "Salesperson") who cleans another waitresses table just to steal her tip.

Don't you let Dee anywhere near your table, you know she a Waffle Ho!

by Vervain December 12, 2005


Egyptian Waffle

Instead of wanting to have sex in the dunes, your girlfriend grinds you nut sack into the sand with her knee and then spits in your eye like a camel.

Him: Dude, how was your vacation to the shore with the new girlfriend?
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.

by JoeTonigh October 07, 2010


icing the waffle

Fucking the girl against a fence, and you cum on her face, as she has the imprint of the fence on her face. -Garret

I fucked her so hard on the fence, that I was icing the waffle.

by Garrettandthefence November 26, 2016


waffle fry

a nickname you give to a tiny guy. a miniscule person that fits in your pocket.

person 1: hey, what are you doing tonight?
person 2: naa tonight im busy, im hanging out with my waffle fry.
person 1: fucking queer.
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person 1: oh shit, i dropped my regular fry in between the couch seats. hey, my waffle fry, can you get it? you're small and miniscule!
person 2: sure.

by scabies October 14, 2011