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The act of messaging back and forth between two people, sending pictures of five people the other finds attractive while masturbating, until somebody ejaculates, winning the wank battle.
Dude, Kyle and I were wank battling last night for hours, and just when I thought it would be a draw he sent a picture of Jenna Jameson and I finished and won the wank battle.
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the art of wanking quietly and discretely in public or in an area of high visablity, or simply the art of wanking like a ninja.
A secretive faction of monks from long and far have mastered this form of masturbation whilst going out there daily rituals.
It is said to bring inner peace and balance to ones self, but costs a fortune in laundry bills.
only the masterful eye can see someone having a ninja wank, but if someone does this would be the reaction...
man 1- 'Dude wtf is that man doing in his pocket?'
man 2- 'Must be having a ninja wank'
man 1- 'Holy shit i thought that was just in fairytales'
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The same as Fight Club but you know for wanking instead.
The Rules Are.
1st RULE: You do not talk about WANK CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about WANK CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the wank is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a wank.
5th RULE: One wank at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Wanks will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at WANK CLUB, you HAVE to wank.
To do so would be a breach of rules 1 & 2 of Wank Club.
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To falsely confess to downloading pornographic material to get the real culprit out of trouble.
Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my porn from my girlfriend's laptop!
Don't worry, I'll tell her it was me, I'll take a wank bullet for you buddy!
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the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues
to stand near someone, chatting to them, but simultaneously coin wanking by caressing and fondling the change in your pocket
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When a woman masturbates.
Giiirll, I am so tired, I've had a such a long week. I'm just gonna go home, get a glass of wine, run a bubble bath, maybe rub out a lady wank or two, just unwind, you know?
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a term used to describe the act when one decides to masturbate, in this circumstance, usually in a inappropriate location.
INT ITALIAN RESTAURANT
FADE IN
John: So here is to Emily and Howard! Two years of marrital bliss!
Peter: Hear hear!
everyone cheers and clash glasses in celebration
CUT TO
mid-meal, everyone is involved in some kind of chatter
Alexander is sitting in the middle of the table, he looks around nervously, he puts his hand into his pocket and starts masturbating slowly and as unnoticably as possible through the material of his pocket
Cut To
everyone leaving the restaurant
Alexander runs down the street excitedly
Close up of Alexander
Alexander: I just had a Sly Wank!
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