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When your girl wears another dude's hat

When you’re in a relationship and your girlfriend wears another dude’s hat. Then when you call her out it’s like your the one in the wrong but she doesn’t understand the meaning of what wearing a dude’s hat.

The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.

There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.

2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.

When your girl wears another dude's hat:
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.

by milfgetta17 October 9, 2022


Go Wear A Hat

Means go to hell or fuck you

“Did you just call me ugly? Go wear a hat bitch

by Coleshot January 25, 2020


buddley wear

A vest that is cut in two in the ab section and is cut in six in the lower back developed in SA lame shirt to wear

Man1:that buddley wear is lame
Man2:No its not its really hot and I work out your just jealous because with your belly you can't wear it
Man1:what ever loser

by Sizwe Mahlangu September 28, 2013


wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.

I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.

by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 6, 2022


Wearing gold

Verb: making lots of money- legally or illegally, morally or immorally- in a short period of time.

Start wearing gold but don't caught up in the hottest girl in the class

by Sexydimma May 23, 2021


National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020


one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 12, 2017