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"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day is a holiday on December 17th where everyone named Scott must wear a hat.
dude named Brian: Dude why are you wearing that hat
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok
The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
When an uncircumcised male keeps his foreskin retracted to appear circumcised.
Alex decided to wear it bare today, so his mates in the locker room wouldn't think he was an anteater.
Almost completely certain to get you shanked.
Similar to: Suicide
Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?
Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.
Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.
some old fat dude who drinks beer all day in his underwear and the majority of his clothes is stained in beer
"Yo dude did you see that guy we just past?"
"Yeah, he's wearing Beer wear!"
If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis
That guy wearing two glasses look like you