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have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.

Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo

by cpetkunas November 20, 2022


double dip weekend

Going out with two people on consecutive days over a weekend.

Gavin saw Jess on Friday, and Dee on Saturday, it was a double dip weekend.

by senorgav March 10, 2016


P & D weekend

PUMP and DUMP Weekend
having sexual intercourse and then dumping the partner

I have two bitches lined up for a P&D weekend

by D Hack March 10, 2005

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Allstar Weekend

A stupid, new-ish band who 1. Only got signed by Disney so they could compete with Nick's latest success, Big Time Rush 2. Yes, copy BTR (ok lots of ppl don't really like BTR who even view this site) 3. Have a stupid band name 4. Only got signed bcuz yes the do resemble Big Time Rush but Disney is looking for their next new and hottest success, and no, these people are not even close to hot.

I mean, seriously. Just LOOK at them, and compare them with Big Time Rush. They have 4 guys in their band, thats a start...ok well no one in BTR plays an instrument, but still.

Their music similar, and so are their personalities. The singer, Zach, is too much like James from BTR: trying to be the hot-shot leader of the band, fake that they r sooo humble...yeah right. And there is a Spanish dude in each band, Carlos from BTR and Michael Martinez (right...? idk but there is a spanish dude in there) And they all just share the same personalities.

I personally think that ASW (Allstar weekend...if u haven't figured it out) is gonna epically fail. And you can click the thumbs down button all you want, but face the facts: THEY ARE COPYCATS WHOS MUSIC SUCKS!

Queerdo: Hayyy wanna come see Allstar Weekend IN CONCERT WITH ME?!?!?! PLEASE! THEY R SOOOO AWESOME!!!

Me: I'd rather die alone in a hole.

by Watever4344 December 29, 2011

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Wenden Weekend

A weekend of excessive, vigorous or strenuous masterbation

Man I'm so hoeny, I need a Wenden Weekend

by theartfuldodger November 23, 2007

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Having an Average Weekend

Name of the rock-based instrumental tune that opened and closed the syndicated Canadian TV show, THE KIDS IN THE HALL (1990s).

The song was performed by a rock trio called "Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet," which name is, unfortunately, one character too long to fit the 30-character limit for tags. The band (1984-1991) was based in Toronto and one of its members was/is friends with one of the Kids in the Hall. Shadowy Men had a successful career in its relatively brief life and has a reputation as both innovative and influential, in that it fused Punk with Surf styles. The group's bassist, Reid Diamond, died of cancer in 1991.

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See also UrbanDictionary listing: Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet.

"Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet" is an unusual name, even for an indie band."

"A lot of their tunes have quirky names, too: consider "Having an Average Weekend," which The Kids In The Hall used as the intro / outro music for their show."

"TMI! Unless I can win a bar bet with it."

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by al-in-chgo March 2, 2010

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I DJ on the weekends

I DJ on the weekends

A cool way to say you don't do anything important. During a conversation, when a person asks the other what they do, and that other person does't really do anything, they don't want to say they do nothing and not appear interesting to the other individual. By saying they DJ on the weekends, it makes them seem interesting and more fun to hang out with.

People add this phrase under hobbies for their myspace/facebook pages to seem interesting.

Dave: So John, what do you do?

John: I DJ on the weekends.

Dave: Really? That's awesome!

by Hip_Hop_Anonymous July 1, 2011

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