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we all know the ancient Greeks liked a little anal sex here and there, so when a woman is on her period and must surrender her ass to her man for a week while the tampax are occupying the front, this is "Greek Week"
Karen picked up some K-Y at the drugstore whenever she bought tampons, because she knew Greek week was coming.
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Contrary to popular belief, Hell Week is not the week of boot camps where you'd rather be in hell than there. Hell Week is the last week of school where the only thing you're doing is taking finals. It's boring, dumb, and after you're finished, you look like Ke$ha after a week of hard partying. Trust me, it's not pretty.
Guy 1 - Dude, you look horrible!
Guy 2 - Hey, fuck you man! I just got outta Hell Week!
Guy 1 - ......many apologizes, my friend, many apologizes.
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A week when in-laws stay at your home, causing severe migraines, intense frustration, and extreme muscle tension....mainly in the rectum and sphincter. This week includes awkward moments brought on by unusual conversations about your spouse, high likelihood of cold showers, the inability to sleep-in even though those around get to sleep however long they want, not enough food in the house even when you went to the grocery store only ten minutes ago, spending excess money, having to put the kids back to sleep because the conversations are too loud, crying babies, and no privacy. Sometimes one Hell Week is followed by one or more Hell Weeks and turns into a Hell Month. Hell Month, on rare occasions turn into Hell Lifetimes when one of the in-laws move into the home.
Next week is "hell week" for me because I have some in-laws staying with us.
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when an individual has consumed some rotten or vile food, beans, spoiled food and cannot stop sharting (wet fart, shit +fart) for a whole week non stop. the individual may soon get worried and go to the doctor only to find out it was a malignant tumor in his intestines causing the explosions.
tony: hows it going alex
alex: aww man its been a total shart week
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The week your girl sends nudes and gives you blow jobs
I hate but love period week
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The time of the month when the bitch is on her rag.
Man, I ain't getting any this week, cause it's my hoe's death week.
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French word, meaning "end of the week". Cynics may say that looks like a word from another language, meaning a very similar thing, but it's not.
Je vais bientôt partir en week-end.
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