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Reverent word that captures the father-child relationship
Kat hit that age of enlightenment and was sporting that goth look. He saw thru that shadow outfit and saw his baby
Fingers and toes born in a car on a bridge between two states. He knew her light and nourished her spirit.
Her father Jonn raising her absolute free of the burden of joint custody came up with it. Timeless poetry uttered from a Logger no less.
John's immortal word
Kathy you always were the weird stick in the pile.
strange happening of any material thing with no explanation of why it happened
The machine started on its own with no one in the cab,thats some weird monkey shit.
The YouTube jungle. A desolate zone littered with video uploads generally taken down within two weeks due to strange and/or NSFW content. The users have unintelligible names and post videos that make no sense.
bob: So I was watching anime on YouTube and somehow found this girl wearing a skunk mask and ripping farts on a dude's face.
joe: oh shit, you were on the weird part of YouTube again.
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The place you usually find yourself no matter how much you avoid it which is pretty ironic in a creepy way
Innocent YouTube viewer:I was watching Shane Dawson and ran into the weird side of YouTube, it was a random video about a dolphin dry humping a inflatable doll on the board walk...
YouTube: hmm it doesn't seem to catch my attention so I don't care, your fault for stubling there.
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Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'
SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.
MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?
SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)
MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.
SON: What?
MUM: What?
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- Something you say when someone says something exponentially stupid
- A quote often used by Ben
- Great way to tell somebody to stop talking because they're weird
- often followed or used in the same conversation as the quotes "THAT'S HOW WE DO SHIT AROUND HERE", "what are you a homo?" or the word "Weirdo"
Allison: DUDE! Let's go fuck shit up
Ben: WHAT ARE YOU WEIRD?
Allison: uhhh....
Ben: THAT'S HOW WE DO SHIT AROUND HERE!
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When someone says the most random fucking thing and you’re in a bitchy mood so you tell them “weird flex but okay” so they’ll shut up .
Person 1: It’s my one year veganversary!!
Person 2: tf ... weird flex but okay....
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