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The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.
Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!
The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.
Wish I had a dollar for every time a guy's tried chat whacking with me online!
To enjoy a snack whilst masturbating.
I'm going to stop at the store, and pick up some pistachios, then go home and snack and whack.
Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
When a person of power such as Harvey Weinstein or Louis C.K. forces women to watch them masterbate.
Can also be used as a surprise form of masterbation to unsuspecting victims.
First used on twitter by comedian Owen Benjamin on 11/9/2017 in reference to Louis C.K.
Harvey Weinstein force whacked into a potted plant in front of Lauren Sivan.
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Louis C.K. force whacked in front of Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov in a Colorado hotel room.
The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.
Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.
A Weave Whack is when someone has in synthetic braids/weave and turns expectantly and whacks/whips you in the face with said weave/braids.
Me: Yeah and so thats when Keisha-
Person: HEY SHAUNA
Shauna: *Turns real fast and whacks in face with weave*
Me: Damn Shauna you just weave whacked me
Shauna: Haha my bad!