Wiener Card

The first time you ate a big long wiener

Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001

Leaner wiener

When something gets you sort-of aroused. Your dick starts to get hard and leans to one side.

She bent over and I saw down her shirt. I started to get a leaner wiener.

Wiener-snip-zel

A German vasectomy

Bob got a German vasectomy. It was a real Wiener-snip-zel.

Gretchen Wieners

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.

Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"

Green Wiener

Best bedwars player

Green Wiener is the best bedwars player.

wiener tango

The act of sexual intercourse

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do the wiener tango. Up came Jill's dad, who was rather mad, and cut off Jack's little wango.

Wiener Slinger

Verb. Someone who slings their weiner into anything.

Debbie: OMG! Did you hear about Cody and Sarah?
Cassidy: Ewe! Sarah is so nasty!
Debbie: I know Cody is such a wiener slinger.