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-adjective 1. characterized by wii-tardation: a wii-tarded child.
-adjective 2. characterized by the inability to wield two separate and completely different controllers to perform simple tasks in popular video game systems made by Nintendo.
¨Cnoun 3. (used with a plural verb) physically wii-tarded persons collectively (usually prec. by the): new schools for the wii-tarded.
Usage: I could tell by the way he held the controllers that boy was clearly Wii-tarded.
Common Usage: "Man that guy is so Wii-tarded, he can't even walk across the lake and attack something in Zelda."
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An overclocked GameCube bought by idiot consumers who don't know shit about real gaming who will hit themselves in the head when they realize the superior graphics of the 360 and PS3.
Nintendo Wii consumer - "My Wii is small and cheap. I love to play with my Wii all day."
360 Consumer - "I don't know if he's having a seizure or playing with his Wii. I'm going to watch an HD-DVD movie."
PS3 consumer - "When I got off work at my law firm. I'll hop in my Mercedes and buy a specially designed, gold-plated PS3 complete with rims and no vibrator. Then I'll pay $30 for a movie that came out 20 years ago just to watch it on my big-screen HD-TV 1080p."
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Proper Noun: An inferior gaming console primarily used by amateur or casual gamers, girls and homosexual males.
Many more serious gamers speculate that it appeals to these demographics due to the juvenile/childlike nature of many of the game titles, and the haphazard nature of the control design.
The vast majority of hardcore ignore the console entirely as if it does not exist.
Guy #1: Hey, my roommate recently purchased a Nintendo Wii
Guy#2: Really? I did not know he swung that way
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Slang for the Wii Remote Jacket, an add-on for the Wii remote that is supposed to "increase" the grip on the Wii remote, and also resembles a condom. Supposedly, the Wii Condom is also supposed to protect the Wii Remote from getting AIDS from the sensor bar.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play WiiSports!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on the Wii Condoms on the Wii Remotes so then they don't get AIDS from the sensor bar."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
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A very violent and gyrational handjob often inflicting pain on the male
"Dude i'm in major pain."
"why?"
"Last night, lydia came over and played some wii tennis, if you know what i'm saying."
"take some vicoden and grow some balls"
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One of the most disappointing consoles in history. Many thought it was another type of Wii with a gamepad but it's actually its own console. And because it has a touchable gamepad you think it's portable but no it's a home console, and it shuts itself down if you try to play it outside. The Wii U makes the PS Vita and the Gamecube look good. The Wii U as well as its terrible ads killed itself. Glad Nintendo made the Switch.
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Anyone that is still bidding around $600+shipping for the basic bundle from the same people who bought them up for the $250 retail price! Them people shivering in parking lots don't look so Wii-tarded now do they? They all think If they don't get one by Christmas their children will hate them forever! And don't forget that precious receipt-please give me a break already or better yet get a clue and leave these Wii-tailers stuck with about 20,000 consoles listed!
Example? Example!?! just click on Ebay right now and just look at the highest bidders-there's your example of a Wii-tard! Also could someone please right the definition for the tags I created, I think I've done my part:>
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