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A "nonner", someone worth nothing, who does nothing, worthless.
That guy over there? He's just another Bob Smith...don't bother asking him anything.
When a bitch wants to give an Italian a hand job but instead she squeezes his dick.
Fuck bro, she gave me a smith job.
One of the most absolutely amazing people you'll ever meet, you could be in the worst of moods and she'd still manage to make you smile. The most Stunning, Gorgeous, Smart, Funny, Kind, Caring Girls you'd have the pleasure of knowing, you'd be lucky to know them. They are usually quite short though.
Person 1: Did you hear about millie smith?
Person 2: Yeah i heard shes a great person
When someone is acting like Chris Rock.
Person 1: “Hey, you slept with my wife!”
Person 2: “And? You want a cookie?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”
(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2, hard.)
1. a man with many alias names AND secrets
2. narcissist with 2 schizoid personalities: Dr Hard Dick & Mr Whore
3. loves strippers, strip clubs and brothels
4. addicted to deep throat blow jobs
5. secretly videotapes ALL of his 'strange' sex meetings and dubs the female moans into songs
6. cold and abusive in bed
7. hardest working Master in the universe
8. Devil, Satan, great red dragon, Serpent, false prophet, Beast, liar, deceiver, thief.
9. Producer; designer, performer, singer, songwriter, musician, pianist, guitarist, trucker
10. A nightmare disguised as a dreamy fantasy
11. a beautiful monster of reality
This guy can take on many personas to suit his selfish needs and appears to be something he's not for the deception and collection of mistresses; whom he degrades, humiliates and exploits in Pornos, all the while manipulating them to believe that he really loves them. Truthfully, he hates the female race: they're dumb, empty and weak in his mind; they are his enemy, and counted as livestock sacrifices and sex slaves. His worst enemy is a whore just like he is: he doesn't like the competition. He owns half of the world but dresses very casual in jeans and t-shirts, and acts so shy and innocent. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS HEARTBREAKER, DREAMMAKER, SOUL TAKER - HE'S A NIGHTMARE TEN FOLD!!
Does anybody know who TONY SMITH reeeaaallly is?? He's black and white and practices in gold.
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Nigga 1: IS OREO SMITH IN COMPETITION WITH YEAT?!?
Nigga 2: WHAT THE HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL OH MY GAWDDD OOOOO YEEEAH
A very pretty girl who always has many insecurities. She has strawberry blonde hair and gorgeous green eyes. She will always be there for you.
"Have you seen Amanda Smith?"