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A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.
gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."
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when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you penis is up
omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner
look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there
i have a boner right now just so you know
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The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.
Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.
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An erection resulting from an unexpected tickle stimulation.
That tickle fight just gave me the hardest tickle boner.
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An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.
Person A: So how did your blind date go?
Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.
Person A: Yikes...
A fowl smelling erection, a wang that may have not seen soap and water for several days.
"Susie gave me head after five days of hiking and camping, gagged her with a Sour Boner"
a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.
Will is a hard bonerism.