meant to be yours

A song from heather's that is my favourite song

i was meant to be yours

We were meant to be one

Your Stepdad

a fire ass rapper from the raq

your stepdad the goat, he made "2muchfaith"

your hairline

a phrase that you can use to insult anyone. very versatile.. only the educated people will understand...

person 1: what kept you from sleeping all night?
person 2: your hairline...
person 2: ……. ok

Your face is

This is most commonly used on a school bus from naive students to support their gossip, even if it's literally a frickin' compliment.

"You're dumb."
"Your face is dumb."

Your Dad

A man, born roughly 16-30 years before you. Usually married to Your Mom. Responsible for roughly 1/3 of your upbringing, via monetary support. Also A major factor in childhood traumatization, and hereditary alcoholism. In addition, Your Dad is one of the few people GUARANTEED to make sexy time with your mom on a regular basis.

Your dad is at the bar, AGAIN

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your mum

the best response to any question. can be used on numerous occasions including insulting someone, an answer to a question you dont know the answer for, just for the hell of it or in concjuntion with a sentence. NB: it is important to find out about the status of the other person mother i.e. if something upsetting happened to her etc so no true insult is caused. P.S. the only people who WILL get really insulted then are silly or stupid and dont understand it is a joke and think you are really out to insult their family...

Percy: S'cuse me you've got something on your face.
Pat: Your mum's got something on her face.
Percy: okkkk... I havent got anyone to go to Prom with.
Pat: I'm going with your mum.
Percy: stop saying your mum!
Pat: your mum
Percy: your face!
Pat: *silence*
Randomer: Percy dude that was harsh!
Percy: sorry Pat your actually really pretty, will you go to Prom with me?
Pat: I already told you i'm going with your mum!
Teacher: Percy stop talking in my lesson. Whats the answer to question 4?
Percy: Your mum?
Teacher: DETENTION! (note the inappropriate last use here where percy just doesnt know where to stop or how the phrase is used...note Pats master skills FYI she doesnt reall want to go to prom with percys mum duh!)

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Your father

Stop trying to look for him here. He’s gone. Went to get milk. Maybe you need to go get milk too, you are starving.

Person 1: “Where’s your father?”
Person 2: “He went to the milk store.”

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