Funky Monkey

1) A Monkey that likes to dance, jive and play.....(often with himself)
2) Another term for a penis
3) A second term for getting some luvin

1) "Wow look at that Funky Monkey go!!"
2) "Dude, my monkey is feeling rather funky.."
3) "funk with my monkey!"

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Monkey cage

A sex possition both of the legs are broken and the guy uses household trash to pleasure the woman until the ambulance arrives.

"What's all this trash doing down here? its like a fucking monkey cage happened down here."

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Ass monkey

a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top

josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!

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texture monkey

someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.

"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"

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monkey pie

the act of taking a shit in a woman's mouth and having her give you oral sex with it in her mouth

I did a total monkey pie last night!

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Monkey Boy'd

A recent addition the the english language. It is the inevitable consequence and response to the smoking of marijuana. The resulting realisation and acceptance of ones current state of being when under the influence of a toxin.

Question:"hey dude, how you feeling?.."
Response:"Man, I am Monkey Boy'd!"

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Monkey Hot

A substance so hot as to make one say "oooh, ooohhh, aaaah, aaaah".

He slowly lowered himself into the monkey hot bath tub.

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