Oscar A-O

good bloke, loves a bit of cucumber with his ham and cheese to spice things up. Love is an understatement for he attraction to yellow rubber ducks. But the one downside is that he is absolutely WANK at hockey.

You’re such an Oscar A-O

p e r f e c t i o n

Emily

Emily is p e r f e c t i o n .

Panamanian Port-O-Potty

You go to a convenience store and get the an XL Blue Slushy. You drink the whole thing then go down on your girl for like 15 minutes.Get her good and excited, when she asks you to put it in you just piss on her.

I think I’ll stop by 7-11 on the way home, someone’s getting a Panamanian Port-O-Potty tonight!

box-o-ho

a large box, most likely containing a refrigerator or washing machine at one point, occupied by 2 or more prostitutes at any given time.

"Dude, i only had to pay 5 bucks to get into that box-o-ho by the 7-11!"

"Yo momma lives in a box-o-ho!"

S. O. A. P.

Sudz. Over. All. People.

Choosing family no matter what, whether it’s your birth family or the family you have created through friends you always put them first.

S. O. A. P. Life or no life

Fattieos(o/a)

:/noun
An individual that attempts to lose body mass yet partake in activities that undermines any progress.

:/verb
Hypocritically preventing oneself from losing body mass.

Root language: Spanglish

(Fattieoso / Fattieosa).

Bikini season is just around the corner and I would like to tone out but, I am such a fattieos(o/a) when I eat out and stuff myself.

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.

The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a