Toxic Fart Syndrome

Physical ailment characterized by the repeated expulsion of absolutely foul, often sulfuric and environmentally destructive gasses from one's rectum, especially in libraries, classrooms and other public spaces. cf. "toxic shock syndrome", which can, incidentally, result from contact with someone carrying a particularly severe case of TFS (toxic fart syndrome).

"Dude that smell emanating from your rectum has increased global temperature by a half a degree celsius! I think you've got the toxic fart syndrome..."

"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."

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fart roll up

A fart that instead traveling out to the side or rear of the buttocks, travels forward rolling up past the balls and taint area. It offers a straight-to-the-face delivery making the smell worse than usual.

Diby fired such a mean fart roll up while driving back from Buffalo Wild Wings that he needed to open the windows and decline his seat to avoid getting his eyes burned.

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Fart on my balls

To have intercourse with a woman

I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls

Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls

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Break Up Fart

The fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.

May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.

Gerald: *pfffftt!*
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"

Later that evening......

Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)

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Salt Marsh Fart

A Fart that is let while driving back from a long day of body surfing in the ocean and smells like a rotten sour crab leg.

" You better put your window down, there's a Salt Marsh Fart coming your way "

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Who farted face

A face that people sometimes make when they are confused, bewilded, snobbish, or midly irritated. Characteristics include
- Squinting of the eyes
- Snarling of the nose
- Lip moving upwards

Chloe from the show "24" often displays such a face.

In a sentence:
Dude, what's up with Chloe she always looks pissed and has that "who farted face"?

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Doo doo fart

This is just a meme. There is no logical explanation to that.

Olivia: Doo doo fart
Lydia: fair argument I absolutely agree

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