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God's dilemma (Again)

The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.

God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."

Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🀲

God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"

Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"

God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" πŸ˜‡πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"

God's dilemma (Again)

God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🀷

Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."

God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."

Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."

God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."

Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" πŸ”₯🀬πŸ”₯

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022


Skip GOD

A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.

Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.

by coolFaggit March 2, 2017


wrath of god

The Result of pissing off a women of any sort, especially one that is pregnant, menstruating, or finding her man has been unfaithful.

"oh shit girl, you went wrath of god on him didn't you?"

by tiitansilver November 3, 2015


gif god

A person who has an unmatched ability to manifest gifs in a text, IM or online group message conversation. Usually one who sends the gif in a message that most accurately describes what everyone is thinking or are the funniest, and make the most sense.

Brad always sends the best gifs, how does he find the right one to make us all laugh, he is such a gif god!

by Spiderdolphin February 22, 2019


god god

The god of good ideas. When he taps you on the shoulder you have a very good idea like for instance the creation of the lightbulb. Sometimes certain people can not take the full power of good ideas which makes their head explode. In some rare instances they will take that good idea and twist it into a very bad thing.

God God is god.

by The Pope of God God November 16, 2020


Good morning and god bless

When you go take a shit and bring coffe and breakfast into the bathroom

β€œI need the bathroom what are you doing”

β€œI’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”

by Nahb32 April 7, 2018


Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet

i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless

by poxytron April 30, 2018