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Monkey cage

A sex possition both of the legs are broken and the guy uses household trash to pleasure the woman until the ambulance arrives.

"What's all this trash doing down here? its like a fucking monkey cage happened down here."

by wildbill001 May 25, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


spank that monkey

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass monkey

a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top

josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!

by Shelly January 17, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey pie

the act of taking a shit in a woman's mouth and having her give you oral sex with it in her mouth

I did a total monkey pie last night!

by mbbruh6988 March 9, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


texture monkey

someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.

"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"

by rachellllll November 21, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Boy'd

A recent addition the the english language. It is the inevitable consequence and response to the smoking of marijuana. The resulting realisation and acceptance of ones current state of being when under the influence of a toxin.

Question:"hey dude, how you feeling?.."
Response:"Man, I am Monkey Boy'd!"

by Michael Bobin June 11, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Hot

A substance so hot as to make one say "oooh, ooohhh, aaaah, aaaah".

He slowly lowered himself into the monkey hot bath tub.

by LeRoy November 19, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž