Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job

Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️

Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.

Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.

Gavin Job

A term which refers to the act of doing "fun" things with your dog until completion and dog creates new spawn. Make sure you use proper form and use both hands to hold the dog while performing a Gavin Job

"Gavin you did what to your dog?"
"A Gavin Job is all"

colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.

Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.

half a job

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .

I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me

Elon Job

To acquire and and rename everything possible with X in the name to make them more edgy and cool while simultaneously destroying anything salvageable about the brand or company.

Did you see the new Elon job?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?

Zip job

Moment before climate the gimp zips the his mouth zipper end in a white and red ending

Last night I had a great zip job