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Job bid for 8 hrs takes Jim or John 2 hrs! Both clowns spend 6 hrs sitting in van or texting mistresses!!!!
Looks like old man loser Jim on another scam job! Must be nice! Old man loser won’t retire!!
When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’
I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.
When a job is started but abandoned before being completed in a way that causes inconvenience to others.
Not only did he not flush the toilet, he also peed all over the toilet seat so I had to wipe it down before I could use it. It was a real Liam Job.
Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing
after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.
After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.
Little Susie went home to a hatchet job last night
A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.
Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!