DINE N' DASH

The soul purpose of eating a FWB vagina and leaving or resuming your day as normal.

Chelsea just gave me the best O, man I love a good Dine n' dash.

Jack n Coke

Jack n Coke is a highball cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's brand Tennessee whiskey with Coca-Cola. It's quite popular in the southern regions of the USA and the illegitimated state of Taiwan. The drink is somber in nature and is usually consumed by a man who is down on his luck and at his wits end. Study's have shown that 56% of avid Jack n Coke consumers will commit suicide at least once in there life. Study's have also shown that 3 in 5 members of AA had an addiction to Jack and Coke. The drink is commonly referred to in songs of the rock and hard rock genre as well as many country music songs. Its a Great drink for a night out on the town or some drinks with the boys! The first recorded consumer of Jack n Coke was John Lennon in 1976, just 4 years before he had killed himself.

Friend: Hey man how was that exam? do you think you passed?

Me: Well I'm drinking a Jack n Coke

Friend: So are you going out to party or will you be killing yourself this evening sir?

Lily n

A girl with a bright personality sweet chatty very pretty

short

Lily sometimes have something bad happen in the past
she def gets the guys and even girls even though you are usually straight

lily n I liked you

dogpark n chill

an activity including both going to a dog park (with or without dog companion) and cooling out.

Yo, you tryna dogpark n chill?

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

Slop N' Stomp

Slomp N' Stomp is where you take a shit on the shower drain (slop) And stomp it through the drain

I had to shit really bad in the shower, naturally I did the ol' Slop N' Stomp method