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Polite euphemism for 'Fuck Off or 'Never Gonna Happen'
The interviewer told me, "I'll get back to you". I'm never gonna fucking here from that bitch.
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The act of quickly sitting up and pressing the back button on your browser as a significant other enters the room, thus hiding the profile or photo album you are viewing on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Generally seen when viewing a past lover's photo or a potential future one.
"Damn my social network back button bolt game is on point. Trisha almost saw me checking out skanky pictures of my ex, damn I wish I could hit that again."
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Meaning: I have more important things to do than waste oxygen on you right now.
"Awe bra, I'll call you right back in 10 minutes (wahaha, idiot. Get rekt)" - Wayne the gay
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1. a threat to a person during an altercation. 1. Made popular from an episode of the chappelle show (the spoof real world episode)
2. someone who is so fat, that you could make bacon out of his back rolls.
1.Keep talking and I'll cut some bacon off your back.
2. dude if you don't stop eating, I'll be able to cut cut bacon off your back.
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Dude my crush likes me back!
No dude, IMAGINATION.
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When a human male goes to shake off the last drops from a piss and the last shake of urine doesn't go down, but up.. and flies directly in to the subjects mouth.
Whilst taking a short or long or medium number 1 bathroom break, I shook the shaft close enough to be playing with it, but the final shake (it was my final, because after getting pee in your mouth, you tend to stop doing things..) cemented the Snap-Back-Golden-Attack for grand definition and Urban Dictionary enjoyment.
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The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.
I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door
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