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A circular cake made out of hardened rice that preschool teachers shove down your throat. They expect it to make ypu healthy.
Another term for the author George R.R. Martin
The Cake That Walks hasn’t finished the winds of winter for fucks sake
Exercising.
Going to the gym to shake off the calories from all the cakes and junk you over indulged in over the weekend.
“What you doing right now?”
“I’m at the gym, trying to shake the cakes”
When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.
Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.
A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.
Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake
The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel
"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"