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small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.
my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.
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Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.
I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.
I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.
Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.
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MOBILE-PHONES
mobile-phone ring tone
o my phone's just ring-toned
" it is better to be egofartical than ecological - shit "
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This is a phrase that is labeled upon a person that farts numerous times a day, seven days a week. It does not matter whether the farts have a distinct odor or not, just the sound of constant farts throughout the day is neccessary. "Farts All Day" is also one of the founding members of the "Fart Boys."
Man, thats got to be like the 25th time you farted today, your Farts All Day!!
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sit in circle and fart togather in one room.
yo man, last night i was in a huge fart-o-rama last night, that shit was so smelly my nose fell off.
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AKA SFS The shit fart separator is the divice inside your ass that separates your shit from your farts. Without this divice everything turns into a shart.
Dude are you trying to fart.
No man im testing my shit fart separator.
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The last farts before you need a poo. These farts tens to be the most pungent of all farts.
Man 1: “holy shit that smells“
Man 2: “yeah dude that was an end of batch fart, I'm off to drop the kids in the pool now“
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