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That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.
When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.
Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.
A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.
Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake
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Looks sweet on the outside but gets fishy when you dig into it.
How did your date go?
He was hot but super weird and stank.
He's giving tuna cake