Squirtin' n fartin'

when you squirt and fart at the same time while fucking someone. usually your body will take a screenshot, and it will be sent to your brain immediately. Other alternatives for this word, is Cummin'n fartin', for the lads

Brian: bro did you actually made her Squirtin' n fartin' last night
Erick: Yessir shoosheee

d r a g o n s

similar to icup it's a forsaken comeback that if reply with a yes the replying persons back will explode breaking their spine then slowly combusting then dieing.

"your momma," said the fool
'hey do you like d r a g o n s fuck tard? says the m a n

" yea..." says the fool
"d r a g o n d e e z n u t z " replies the m a n
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ctrl-n

What you press to quickly go to incognito mode in Google Chrome. Many men use this to quickly watch porn without it going into their browser history.

"Yo, I only ctrl-n, it's the quickest way to bust a nut"

Parlay (v. or n.)

"Parlay" is Chivalric for "Discourse Amoungst War Enemies". It's when you try to talk to someone whose been trying to kill you. Etc.

ELIZABETH: "Parlay! I invoke the right of parlay! According to the Code of the Brethern, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew, you must take me to your Captain! PARLAY (v. or n.) (verb or noun)?!??! PARLAY !?!?11"

Sit n Roll

The act of rolling a joint while taking a shit.

Yo, I gotta go snag my tray so i can sit n roll then we can blaze up later

Thrash n gap

To have sex with somebody very fast for the sole purpose of blowing your load and then leaving.

Person 1 - "I sure need to blow my load, better go see Niki"

Person 2 - "But what if she wants to talk?"

Person 1 - "Fuck that. I'm just gonna thrash n gap"

Hell-n-gone

Impossible

(Credit to Gary Thatcher)

Be hell-n-gone before I see you again!