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This is a phrase that you say to somebody when they call you gay. The reasoning behind it is pretty self explanatory don't you think?
A: You are so gay!
S: No, I'm not. Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
A: Wow... yeah I guess you're right
Both: *Starts to make out*
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its when the guy does the girl up ass, and blows it up there, after she is bleeding, she farts, and the cum comes bubbling out all red from the blood
Last ngiht, Kels gave Nancy a bloody cum fart
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Cum-Rock Candy is a confection made with cum and sugar.
We all jacked off in a beaker, added some sugar, and put it in the candy maker, so we'll have Cum-Rock Candy soon!
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when a guy shoves a raw egg inside a girls vag/a guy's ass and then fucks them really hard until the egg breaks then she stands over a frying pan while the eggs drip into it.
fry the eggs with lots of jizz, and yummyness
then enjoy a romantic dinner for two with lots of roses and cum fried eggs
omfg that gorgeous guy in grade 12 that does dance with a hole in his ear made me some taasty cum fried eggs last night!
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To build up ones urge to sploog after whackin' one off in front of an audience of young females and finally letting it loose while violently whipping his penis around like a sprinkler.
" I thought i was in love with Brian, But the TRUE LOVE CAME as he did The Cincinnati Cum Slinger all over my pretty little face!"
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A phrase typically used in pornos where one partner (hopefully a woman) desires the other to explode their load on to their face.
Yes!...oh Cum On My Face.
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A cum-sucking asshole is a guy whose butt-hole seems to suck a cumgasm out of you (also refers to Donald Trump and his Trumpettes)
I know a few guys in the second squadron who are cum-sucking assholes!
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